People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned.– Saul Bellow (via thingsandschemes)
Alice In Wonderland: Personality Traits- Cancer →
alsodemetriaz: 01: Cancers are hardworking individuals. They can achieve a lot as long as they find motivation and a noble purpose in their life. 02:Cancers are always concerned about other people’s problems and difficulties. They are always there to help you and give a shoulder to cry on. 03:Cancers…
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is...– Oscar Wilde (via theworldonwhimsy)
I placed my hand on my stomach and it just dropped. Like I was losing weight. The last time i was not even 120. Then I almost cursed my best friend out trying to talk to him, well I did but I was able to hold onto some control at least. And now my head hurts from last night.
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.